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Kazakhstan greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool
It’s length thirty metre and width six metre
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan industry best in the world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp the might penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

from Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)

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